2. Spit it into my hand
3. Who has thunder thighs? Why you do!
(and all body-size related comments)
4. Look at the size of your head! (RELATED TO: Wow, vaginal delivery or what?)
5. You can crawl around on my floor all day.
6. I'll let you hold my iPhone as long as you don't chew on it.
7. I don't care if you chew on the keys.
8. Just swallow the dirt, it'll be less messy.
9. Don't you pee on me, buddy! (Though I suppose that could be for other people.)
and last,
10. Can I kiss your bald little head?
Do you have any more??
All inspired by my newest little nephew, Phillip.
5 comments:
Let me get that booger.
Did you poopoo?
Too funny! I can't think of any at the moment; I guess I've got more toddler lines. :)
Love the new blog look and tag line under your banner. Cool!
@Lissa - Yes! Though I accidentally said the last one (Did you poopoo?) to Nathan the other day. That was embarrassing. :-)
Rebecca - thanks! I'll have to do toddlers next week... :-) Then you can give me yours.
I said to little kid in the church nursery, "I aint wipin your nose with my finger, you're not MY kid."
HAha, I like that you would do it if it were your own kid dad... that's awesome!
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